May 2012
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connuh:
my favorite video ever
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so the vaccines have a show in LA in september and i really wanna go
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when i’m a parent and my kid looks sad or something i’ll probably just walk into their room with a sign that says ‘u ok’ on it and then that’ll be the extent of my parenting skills
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tinytangerines:
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
;n;
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faggotweekend:
i think you should stay after class to discuss the oxford comma..
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puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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you know that feeling when you feel like jesus for recommending a friend some of your favorite songs and they end up liking them
well i’m feeling that right now
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princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
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lnterstellar:
WHaAAAT HAVE I DONE IM goING TO SHIT FOR A MONTHBFKSDG;L’
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I don’t have a brother, just a talking monobrow we got to do lead vocals
– Noel Gallagher (via graaahma)
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teddypup:
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
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churchofcheesus:
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
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marziiporn:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
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‘let’s get baked’ whispered the totino’s pizza roll to the other roll
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sensitivefilipino:
triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
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person: it was all just a blur
me: YOU SAID BLUR!! DAMON ALBARN GRA AA HMA COXON
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oh my god i was at the store and a random little boy came up to me and asked me what hentai was and i didn’t know what to do or say so i just stood there for a couple of seconds and then he ran away ahhhhhhh
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remember being a kid and watching the cheetah girls and thinking that it was the epitome of film
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beckysanspants replied to your post: beckysanspants replied to your post: sometimes i… well i think in french it miau [so me-oPHLEGMwrjksd] and my mom spells it ‘myiau’ in russian
oh ok, that clears up two languages! thank u for ur purrs of wisdom
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spicybutthole:
calabria 2008 makes cleaning fun
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beckysanspants replied to your post: sometimes i don’t know how i should pronounce… depends wat language
i was wondering in english but i thought all meows were universal. maybe i should learn cat and ask the head honcho the proper way to say it
(dis guy)
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a day to remember more like another day that i don’t listen to this fucking stupid band jesus